me @ staff next week when the porn survives
I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD
OMG
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this is iconic
This shit is so hilarious
Dude: Do you wanna get married?
Girl: Yes.
Dude: …..I gotta…..“YOU’RE FAT!! 😢” LMAO homie was hurt
actual definition of BDE
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vines y’all have been sleeping on aka vines i haven’t seen in comps but still make me happy
I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT ASL ONE BEFORE DOES ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO THAT BY ITSELF?
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Shakespeare, but every instance of “alas” has been replaced with “aw shit”
14. December 2018
“Aw shit, poor Yorick!”
-Hamlet, Act 5 Scene 1
“Aw shit, that love, so gentle in his view,
Should be so tyrannous and rough in proof!“
-Romeo & Juliet, Act 1 Scene 1
“O, no! Aw shit, I rather hate myself
For hateful deeds committed by myself.”
-Richard III, Act 5 Scene 3
“Aw shit, poor country, almost afraid to know itself! It cannot be called our mother, but our grave.”
Macbeth, Act 4 Scene 3
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OOF! OOF! how does FIFTEEN POINTS of DAMAGE TASTE?!
I’ve been searching for this for 20 minutes.
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